- Be sure to wear green. It accentuates the Irish in your hair and skin tone.
- Find the nearest pub, or other place that might be serving corned beef and cabbage. Have some.
- It's a good idea to wash that down with a pint of black stuff. Guinness is a good one, and imminently available.
- Car Bombs! How: 1 pint Guinness, 1/2 shot bailey's, 1/2 shot Jameson (or other Irish Whiskey, bot in the same shot glass). Get ready. Drop shot glass in beer. The yeast in beer will curdle the Irish cream, so you have to drink it fast. The college terminology is "pound it."
- Note: The above can make one bollixed, ossified, or even three sheets to the wind.
- A good background for any of this would be to start a Flogging Molly or Dropkick Murphys station on Pandora. The listening will be great all day.
"No ball or chain nor prison shall keep, we're the rebels of the sacred heart"